itsallaboutyuri: September 2011

Fly FM

Yesterday I was on my way to Seksyen 20 Shah Alam for my medical checkup as it is mandatory for my JPA money. Along the way there, in my car, I was listening to Fly FM.

Pagi Rock Crew was on air at that time, around 10am some shit like that.

Honestly though, it was my favorite to listen to Fly FM in the morning with, Prem, Nadia and Hafiz.

And it happened that yesterday,

there'e this one guy named Jason Chua or some shit like that

requested Fly FM to play his music on air for his wife's birthday, yesterday.

And the Pagi Rock Crew decided to make it as a game.

It's up to listeners to vote whether YES or NO.

Whenever they saw a NO, they will stop or in this case slow down the volume of the music.

You know what I heard?

HAHAHAHAHA

A TOTALLY AUTOTUNED MUSIC!!

It was like a man singing in front of a spinning fan!

hahaha autotune. didnt Rebecca Black already thought us that?

And in the middle of that music, I tweeted to Fly FM a big NOO!!

HAHAHA!

Nadia was like shocked kot!
"WHOAA that's a big NOO there! Ok we gotta stop it"

and like they promised, they stopped it,

suddenly, there's another YES appeared.
"And there again! another YES!~"
and Im driving like,

DAMN....

That music is REALLY BAD.

LIKE HONESTLY BAD.

I aint shittin ya'all.
'Dem music got a GOOD INTRO,
but WHEN THE VOICE COMES IN,
it was like,

All the seconds through the music,

my heart was pounding like a turkey about to get decapitated.

Then finally, the song's over.

I tweeted again to Fly FM

"I pray to God you guys only played that song once. Rebecca Black's even better"

and Nadia said,

"We got a big hater of that song, should I say his name?"

Promptly I was like

"SAY WHATT??
oo no no no gurl I'll cut yo ass when I see ya"

Luckily, Prem and Hafiz did'nt let her to do so,

as a privacy policy they signed up to.

Different part of me said,

"Just say my name, woman!"

HAHAHAHA

Since I was like following her on twitter,

so she knew me.

owh well,

better don't mess with people on media ya'all!

One the other side,

here's a comment on that all-the-way-autotuned music.

Dude,

you got the beat.

You got the rhythm.

You got the voice,

so why destroy with autotune?

For what's it's worth, Im sorry I said NO,

But what I said about Rebecca is true.

Ant now that she's not using autotune anymore in My Moment,

guess what,

she sounds WAYYY better!

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Godly Bed

They say that people can be well known by their bed.

if the person's got a well-mannered and got a taste,

well, his bed is definitely different that people that dont.

Just compare a teenagers-who-loves-to-party's bedroom

to a classy-coat-and-vest-wearing-middle-30th,

Im sure it's like Zeus and Hades.

Speaking of Zeus and Hades,

I happened to stumble upon this majestic godly bed on the internet.

nad i decided to put it here simply because

I hearted it.

Put a tampoon below your chin and get prepared to drool.

Aphrodite

Apollo

Ares

Athena

Demeter

Hades

Hephaestus

Hermes

Poseidon

Artemis

Zeus & Hera

Which one is idaman kalbu?

I personally want the Poseidon and Apollo.

Spacious like hell.

Hahaha ko mampu tgok jolah.

non hado nak beli bilik cenggini.

Unless we worked our ass studying from now,

and guess what,

we can own ALL of this shit.

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Unleash Your Fingers

seriously this is a cool ass dope-y video ya'all!

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Korang sure pernah dengar kan iklan kat Flyfm yg psal be proud of who and where you come from?

Well here's my version of it. Enjoy~

SITI = Hai, this is my friend, Kiah.

RUBY= Oww, Kiah, hye, I'm Ruby, care to have some tea? Would you like some scones?

KIAH =Wow, *giggle* Urm.. Where you from, Ruby?

RUBY= Well, I just got back from the UK, and before that, I study in Australia, and..

SITI = Yea yea yeah, but originally, she's Rubiah from Shah Alam.

RUBY = Urm.. yeah......

SITI = Nak berlagak cam omputeh konon, ingat muke ko cantik? Penuh comot dengan parut jerawat, nak ngaku orang UK. hahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

RUBY = Ish kau babinye mulut! It's totally up to me lah nak berlagak macam keling ke, omputeh ke, kau kesah kenape?

KIAH = That awkward moment when two best friends are fighting and I'm stuck in the middle.

RUBY&SITI = SHUT UP!

KIAH = Eh korang nak melebih lebih apehal? Aku cakap je lah sial! Kepoh anjing!

RUBY = Ei, kau senyap, kampung!

SITI = At least die mengaku die kampung, tak macam kau!

KIAH = Hayyy AWAS mulut tuh! Aku name je Rokiah, tpi aku duduk kat The Gardens hokayy?? Ko hado? non-hado!

RUBY = durgh~ The Gardens.. pfft.. I live in Manchester okkay? The Gardens for what? Gardener's daughter? hahahahaha

SITI = Hah, mula la tuh menjubur mulut kau! Baru duduk sana seminggu, nak kepoh. Fuck you bitch.

Suddenly,

Ruby punched the shit out of Siti

KIAH = Better aku duduk jauh-jauh. *slowly walking backward*

SITI = did you just hit me?

RUBY = the hell I do!

SITI = TAKE THIS!

KIAH= ohmygod. did you just shot her?

SITI = OWH come one! We are Malaysian! If we cannot be proud of who you are and where you come from, then nobody can be proud of you! Flyfm supports to becoming a better Malaysia. Cheers bro.

KIAH = what the.................................................

SITI = relax. take the chill pill.

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Floristas du Jour

They say that flowers are best given to the people to cheer them up. If the flower brings the smile, what the florists bring?

Well that's what I wanna tell you.

Last Saturday I went to the florist to buy some lilies and blue roses for my sick aunt. But before that, I just got back from a party at Dustin's.
and of course, as a photoholic, i would'nt miss to bring a camera along.

And apparently, I had to bring along the camera into the florist after that because I'm afraid people'll see it through my window car.

In the florist,
"Do you have some lilies and blue roses?"

"Lemme see at the back. Wait for a moment will you?"

As I stand there, I couldn't help but to see tonnes of beautiful flowers, so I gotta take a snap.
*snap*snap*snap*snap*snap*snap*snap*

She's back~
"Ooo you came here just to take a picture aren't you???"

"Well apparently by the way you dressed, yes, I can tell you can't afford one, and no, I came here to give you money and if you can't respect your customer, I quizzing in my head why the hell are you selling shits."

"Owh hell no you can't talk to me like that! Who do you think you're talking too?"

"Girl I dont care who you are I just wanna buy roses. Jeez calm your tits down or it'll blow the hell out of it."

and she's like,

And she said. "You know what, I don't even have lilies and blue roses! Get the hell out of my shop and never come again!!"

"Why look at that, a devastated old women being crushed by words. Ooo how pathetic."

Back in the car, I felt something was wrong. Humpph maybe the feeling after lashed that old bag perhaps.
Before I drove away, I looked back at her, and I saw the most devilish grin ever.

And I thought "what the hell man? you want more?" and I drove away.

Suddenly I heard a loud crashing sound coming from the back of my car. I looked at the rear window and speechlessly I saw the women was throwing and crushing my camera onto the road!!!

and she was like,