Journey to Egypt

My granma, me, my dad, and my mum.

They say that jauh perjalan luas permandangan.

But for me,

jauh perjalanan, makin rindukan tanah air.

Wah! gitu sekali BM aku!

Hello people!

It's kinda busy lately adjusting myself in 50 past years here.

You know what I mean.

So, I'm here to share with ya'all my experience before, during and after my flight.

Happy reading!

Im probably gonna miss her the most.

Urm, not probably, by already. 

So, at the airport,

I was kinda worried because

the limit for my baggage is only 30kg,

But I kinda brought 34kg.

 Extra one kilogram I gotta pay RM108 camtu lah.

Mahal whoaaa tak mampu mek.

Ko mampu??

Mase check in, naseb bek tak kene cas. 

pheww!

And this is my sister yang gile. 

hahaha

Then, mase kat atas plane pulak,

tibbah tempat kitorang sume separate2.

Shait.

So,

aku yang macam plane tu bapak aku punye,

dengan komfidennye tukar je tempat duduk.

Aku nak duduk sebelah Izzad.

Rupe rupenye, satu row of 4 seats tu kosong.

Ape lagi, all of us rembat lah that seat!

Tengah2 flight,

rasenye masa kat ruang udara perairan India,

(Grand tak ayat mek? hahaha)

my tummy rumbles.

Sumpah rase macam nak muntah gilbabs.

Sumpah tak tipu.

I've never got any airsick in all flights I've been on!

Never kot!

Ntah ape ntah aku makan.

Then I mengadu kat stewardess tu, (pilih yang cantik je lah)

then die bagi paper bag sajo.

Meroyan lah aku!

"Is that all you can do?", I said.

"Owh yeah, sorry, and I'll give you 7up with lemon squeeze", she utter.

Lega jugak lah bendalah tuh.

but sekejap sajo.

Lama-lama tuh dah fedap,

aku pergi lavatory, and muntahkan semua.

HAMEKKAU!!!!

BULIMIC ALA2 BLAIR WALDORF, MAMPU??

Sumpah LEGA dowhhhhhhhhh!!

Terus boleh tido.

After that, we finally reached Bahrain.

Sana so far tak de masalah sangat lah,

sebab arab sana educated. tak macam arab mesir.

Bodoh sombong.

Then malam tu, kitorg keluar lah dari Hotel Golden Tulip and jalan-jalan

kat Bandar Manama.

Duet sesen pon tarak.

hahaha sumpah kelakar.

Aku tido satu hotel ngan Izzad,

yang lagi dua satu bilik laen.

Esok pagi, sarapan kat tempat pekerja2 hotel sarapan.

Chaitttt!

Sumpah scrambled egg die tak sedap. Bantai makan sosej sajo.

From left : Izzad, aku, Luqman, Roslan

Then after taking breakfast, we head back to airport for another flight

from Manama, Bahrain to Cairo, Egypt.

Style en? Tgok ah sape punye. *aku punye hokay!*

This flight tak lama sangat. Takat 3 jam sajo.

Finally, sampai pon kat Egypt!!

Sumpah penat dowh.

Jetlaggggggg cam harom.

and once again,

Arif, welcome back to 50 past year.

Ahh it felt good to be home.

Substitute good with shitty,

and home with dumpster.

hahaha!

Here's a glimpse of it:

We call this tremco. atau mcam bas mini lah. aku rase ni mcm vehicle bwat sendiri.

Member. hahaha

Well, apparently, that's it for now!