A woman takes a lover home during he day
while her husband at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also come home.
She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says
"Dark in here."
The man says
"Yes, it is."
Boy : "I have a baseball..."
Man : "That's great."
Boy : "Want to buy it?"
Man : "No, thanks."
Boy : "My dad's outside."
Man : "OK, how much?"
Boy : "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again
that the boy and the lover
are in the closet together.
Boy : "Dark in here."
Man : "Yes it is."
Boy : "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"
Boy : "$750"
Man : "Sold."
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,
"Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says,
"I can't, I sold my baseball and my gloves."
The Dad asks,
"How much did you sell them for?"
Boy : "$1000"
The Dad says,
"That's terrible to over charge your friends like that!
That is way more than those two things cost.
I'm taking you to the confession."
They go to the church,
and the Dad makes the little boy
sit in the confession booth and closes the door..
The boys says,
"Dark in here."
The priest says,
"Don't start with that shit again,
you're in my closet now."
